hushyomouf asked: thanks for the follow (:
holyshitrooster asked: Ahh. You're like my dreamm! (=
If sex with 3 people is called a threesome, and... →
Reblog if your dick is 9 inches or bigger.
Anonymous asked: How old are you?
Daughter: Mom, I'm pregnant =/
Mother: What did I tell you?! If a boy tries to touch your boobs, you say "DON'T", and if he tries to touch your pussy, you say STOP.
Daughter: Well Mom, he did both at the same time and I kept saying "DON'T STOP." ='/
Mother: You stupid ass bitch, get the fuck out of my house.
No iPod today! Not Swag